Risse

Ah, you mean the thread I started in which I've been stringing Ted around like a little fishey?

Are you new here? Don't you know that's what I do. I throw out bait for Ted because I know he can't resist it, then I string him along for days and days getting him madder on madder, in the process he makes several f***ups to amuse us all (which I have a lot of fun pointing out), then Dave G and everyone else has a go at him for flooding the NG with non-LFC posts, then eventually Ted apologises to the group and says he's now going to killfie me, then he pretends to do so while all the time reading my posts and replying to them '2nd hand', then he f***s up and replies to one because the bait is too powerful and he can't resist, then the cycle starts again.

Ted baiting is more popular than Sudoku!

Bernie The Bolt -- 'Rush and Aldridge looked very alike so when Rushie signed for Juventus we sent Aldridge instead. We thought we'd got away with it then a Trading Standards officer turned up. We eventually had to send the real Rush and to make matters worse the officer found that all the shirts in the club shop were pirate ones bought from a stall in Great Homer St Market. It was a very embarrbutting time for the club.' - Kenny Dalglish