IT HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT MANCHESTER UNITED, UNDER THE EXPERT GUIDANCE OF THE BEST MANAGER EVER IN WORLD FOOTBALL, ARE NO LONGER IN THIS SEASON'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COMPETITION, HAVING BEEN PUT OUT BY GIANTS OF EUROPEAN FOOTBALL LILLE BENFICA AND VILLAREAL
FERGUSON, WINNER OF AN ALL-TIME RECORD OF ONE EUROPEAN CUP, SPOKE OF HIS SHOCK AT THE EARLY EXIT BUT VOWED TO STAY IN THE JOB AND CHALLENGED ANYONE TO BEAT HIS RECORD OF ONE EUROPEAN CUP IN TWENTY YEARS
NEEDLESS TO SAY IT WILL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE ANY MANAGER ANYWHERE WILL MATCH THIS RECORD, NEVER MIND BEAT IT, AND GIVEN THE FACT THAT FERGUSON DID ALL OF THIS UNDER THE MOST EXTREME DURESS, DURING A WORLD WAR, IN THE MIDST OF A NUCLEAR WINTER, WHEN THE WORLD WAS EXPERIENCING A SEVERE DROUGHT IN LEATHER FOOTBALLS, AND WHEN EVERY SINGLE TEAM ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HAD MORE THINGS IN THEIR FAVOUR THAN MANACHESTER UNITED, IT REALLY DOES SEEM THAT NOBODY EVER WILL MATCH THIS INCREDIBLE RECORD OF ONE EUROPEAN TROPHY IN TWENTY YEARS
LIVERPOOL TO HAND OVER TROPHY 1110IT HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT LIVERPOOL FC ARE GOING TO HAND THEIR EUROPEAN CUP OVER TO MANCHESTER UNITED, IN RECOGNITION OF UNITED'S VASTLY SUPERIRO ACHIEVEMENT S IN EUROPE OVER THE LAST 40 YEARS LIVERPOOL...
NOBODY BUT NOBODY COULD POSSIBLY EVER BEAT THIS RECORD, IN THE SAME DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WITH SO MUCH ADVERSITY LOOKING THEM IN THE FACE.
SIR ALEX FERGUSON WE SALUTE YOU -- THE GREATEST MANAGER EVER IN WORLD FOOTBALL
BWEHEHEHEHEHE -- + His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII
Apologies to all the decent fans out there offended by this post
You know who you are
