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101 Uses for your old Steve "I'm the Man" Gerrard shirt
(Well 35 anyway)
Saviola free to move onBarcelona have confirmed that Javier Saviola is available for transfer as he is not in their plans for next season. The...
1. Fold and glue it underneath the wallpaper - can prevent it hurting so much when you hit your head against the wall in frustration 2. Warning flag at the beach 3. Attach to your car aerial so you can find your car when parked at Sainsburys 4. Put under the baby's highchair to collect the mess 5. At a restaurant, fold and shove one under a wobbling table leg 6. Fill with candy and make a really good pinata 7. Guy Fawkes costume 8. Gift for a matador 9. Door mat 10. Soft hankies 11. Soft bog rolls 12. Seed protector - cover seeds after planting helps to protect against pests such as the Lampard beetle 13. Martian camouflage 14. Wave in air, start revolution, storm Anfield and overthrow the bourgeoisie Moores dynasty! 15. Fill up underused landfill sites 16. (Tough) Cheese sieve 17. Dog chew toy 18. Cut out letters from your stevie g shirt and make anagrams until you end up with VESTIGE 19. Fly paper (cover one side with glue first) 20. Shower curtain for short people 21. Dice it up and hey presto - confetti! 22. Ballooning, they fill easily with hot air 23. Glue to the bottom of the space shuttle and use as re-entry burn tiles 24. Wrapping delicate items for transport 25. One cup of a wonderbra (not normally the left one) 26. Wet and roll up to flick at Chelsea supporters 27. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans 28. Stitch some together to make some curtains for Twin Peaks remake. 29. Compress a large number of them until you form a black hole. 30. Give it to someone you hate as a birthday present. 31. A rather dull poster 32. Remove the arms and it makes a good 'boob tube' as the collar and hem are the same diameter. 33. Scan one and use it as a background for Windows 34. Dart board 101. Throw it away
