Without a hint of irony, Jussi Uosukainen astounded uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool at 12:23:01 on 07-06-2005 by announcing:
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WRITTEN DECLARATION pursuant to Rule 116 of the Rules of Procedure by Richard Corbett on UEFA
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Written declaration on UEFA
The European Parliament, ö having regard to Rule 116 of its Rules of Procedure,
A. whereas Liverpool Football Club won the UEFA Champions League Final in Istanbul on 25 May 2005,
B. whereas Liverpool Football Club finished fifth in the English Premier League and therefore does not automatically qualify for the 2006 UEFA Champions League,
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C. whereas it has never happened that the Champion has not been able to defend its title,
D. having regard to the impact on the Champions League if the holders are unable to defend their title,
E. having regard to the power of football to unite the peoples of Europe,
1. Calls on UEFA to ensure that the UEFA Cup Champions are able to defend their title;
2. Instructs its President to forward this declaration, together with the names of the signatories, to UEFA.
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*ahem*
Would someone care to advise the European Parliament as to the difference between the UEFA Cup and the UEFA Champions League? :-p
-- "I do not know how to play for a draw, it is not in my nature, always we will try to win matches" - Rafael Ben'tez