XABI ALONSO AND 112 REASONS TO REMAIN POSITIVE TGS: Valid Freddy: Village Idiot

Sadly, the other 200 decided to stay with decent clubs.

You can hear the crying, whining and moaning in Chichen Itza.

Unlike his players, who can't come up with enough English words between them to come up with an excuse anyone understands.

Instead of being utterly pooe, they are just pooe now.

And scored a lucky goal with your last shot of the game in the first minute.

Yes...third clbutt in the face of poor displays by your respective opposition.

The warm-up doesn't count.

Just a pity that it's Everton fans.

For the same reason we can't. You provide the reason(s).

Everton is a reason to be positive? We're flattered. No, really.

And like that other famous miracle worker there are plenty of Judases queuing up to stab him in the back.

And they are getting away with it again, week in, week out, keeping us Blues well entertained. Everyone is laughing at the Redpooe.

And you can still hear the crying, whining and moaning in Chichen Itza.

And it shows.

Thanks to dope man:

this entry is statistically invalid. how many times has this liverpool team won the league?

8 points behind an 'over-performing' collection of 'second-rate' rejects despite selling all our key players ages ago.

You have to repeat this like a mantra to believe it. He is not even in the top 20, and you well know it.

Everton is a reason to be positive? We're flattered. No, really. I think we've been mentioned more times than Liverp**l.

Blimey...it's that mantra thing again. If he can lose to Burnley, he can be relegated.

See number 5

Unless, of course, the club needs money for a new stadium. Heh heh heh.

Of course, but not while you are below Everton in the table. Oh no, that's about as bad as it gets for you lot.

Hmmm. 'Possible' is a positive? Anything is possible, so why make a list?

Been there, seen it, done it this season.

And the difference is what?

Thanks to dope man:

this entry is statistically invalid. how many times has this liverpool team won the European Cup-Champions League?

You mean best English centre-half, obviously, only he isn't that either. Not yet.

It's not your team's first season in England. Your team and manager are either good enough or they aren't. The manager came to a club that *should* be up there challenging year in, year out, In that respect, is he holding you back?

So long ago now it could have been in the 1970's.

Bitterness from every pore.

You only hear about the players you get, as Liverpool are so good at covering their tracks and who they are talking to. For every player you sign, three turn you down.

Everton is a reason to be positive? We're flattered. No, really.

You have to stay on the pathway. Keep swimming and you might get there yet.

I don't think we'll hear anything so utterly irrelevant to the game of football ever again. I'm sure there are plenty of Redpooe shaking their heads at that too.

As lally would say:

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAHAHHA

Interesting that one. I'd like to see the stats. Got a link?

So you are saying you have all been negative all season, and only now you are on the verge of moderate success you are going to start singing?

I think you've spelt cu*t wrong. Apparently.

Not bad with 7 goals from open play in 19 games, averaging less than 1 shot on target per game. Anyone would think he played for us.

LOL...y'all need reminding that you history is much better than your future.

Indeed. He looks like a headless chicken and runs around like a one-legged donkey in arse kicking competition.

Too late.

The barbed wire and gun-towers give it away. If the fickle want to leave, then let them leave.

All you need now is new bigger names to replace the ones being sold to finance these new things.

Hey, that's a repeat of number 20. It's that mantra thing again.

Thanks to dope man:

this entry is statistically invalid. how many times has this liverpool team won the league?

When you look in the mirror, does your reflection duck?

Oh please, please, please, please, please let Harry Kewell be fit and in the side.

Pizzas. Not trophies.

Oops. One of the best, not the best. Best English midfielder by far, but remain realistic eh?

No, Morientes left the obscurity of the subs bench to suckle at the falsely fat money tit that is Liverp**l FC.

Hey, Everton again. So many reasons to be cheerful start with Everton, and the Redpooe believe that too.

Can I borrow your brain, I'm making an idiot.

Or build a nice new stadium. World clbutt players change hands for the kind of money that will see Gerrard leave. Former world clbutt players are in the bargain bucket you will be scraping with the remains of the transfer fee for Steve G.

Where? Mantra. LMAO.

You had to get this in. Nice try. Apparently Dalglish said it too, but then so did Dixie Dean, and Fred Geary.

Indeed, and a heritage plaque in your musuem that says without Everton, you would never have existed.

Even I know how to achieve success, it's getting it that's the problem.

When Rafa takes over at Chelsea, perhaps?

Hang on, what about this history and tradition bullpoo?

From abject to poor could definitely be seen as an improvement.

Especially when they are as rare as rocking horse poo.

They never walked alone and they'll never walk alone.

Our history is more significant to football than yours ever can be. You won a few more trinkets, but that is so long ago now.

Number one supporter, has watched every game this season.

The premiership title is all but sewn up then.

Who cares?

They have double the money, you mean.

Style? 1 shot in 90 minutes is style?

Hey, some mbuttive teams there. All you have bought is mid-table mediocrity. It's the leading teams like Everton you have to be beating.

And on paper is the only place it is sensational.

And yet you still miss out the lad who has captained England youth and is considered one of the best prospects in years. Funny that most of the players you are referring to emerged on the scene at least a year ago.

And averaging less than 1 shot per game you can see those corner flags being snapped like weak old twigs.

All together now:

Oooooooooooooooooooohhhh Everton we love you

Call it luck, the rest us call it 'not good enough.'

Ledley King, Alan Stubbs.

Just wait until the media actually gives a poo about the RS. You are a nothing club with a nothing manager and a nothing team. Nobody wants to know and nobody gives a poo.

You are, and you don't. We know who you are and the entertainment value has been quite outstanding. I wonder if there is any truth in the rumour that the new stadium will be named after Hal Roach, as there will certainly be enough comedy to wake him from the dead.

The Good Son