YOU'LL NEVER PISS ENOUGH

CaroPIRLO FOREVERdai piedi di balsa, la tua storia � falsa. In data Wed, 25 May 2005 15:53:33 +0200, ha scritto:

(must be read with an Italian accent)

And celebration!

I have pissed 100cc in a half an hour, like Urino Gattuso.

Yesterday ima gonna Istanbul to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma unpleasant woman. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma unpleasant woman.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma unpleasant woman. So I got back to my room inna hotel and there is no poos onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna poo. He telle me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna poo on my bed. He say you better not poo onna bed, you sonna ma unpleasant woman.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna my unpleasant woman. I gonna back to Italy.

Saluti NB

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