1. You team lost a major cup final in what you consider to be perhaps dubious circumstances. Do you:
Fcuking cheating refereeWho on earth would be a ref these days? Much is down to their interpretation of the rules IN REAL...
a. immediately warmly congratulate the winning team in a display of genuine sportsmanship b accept that is football and acknowledge that you have won from dubious decisions given to you in the past c moan and whine like a bitter cunt and blame the ref
2. Whilst the oppositions winner may have been a little dubious, your goal keeper rightly got sent off for a terrible professional foul earlier in the game from which the opposition scored. Do you:
a. censure your goal keeper for the foul and publically declare your intention to clean up your own teams behaviour b. accept that football will even out bad decisions and recognise you have no reason to complain as your team regularly benefits from bad decisions c. moan and whine like the hypocritical cunt you are, suggesting the ref wore the opposition teams shirt whilst ignoring the cheating done by your goal keeper which cost you a goal.
3. Whilst the oppositions winner may have been a little dubious, your goal was scored as a result of one of your players blatantly diving. Do you:
a. censure your player for the dive and publically declare your intention to clean up your own teams behaviour b. accept that football involves some cheating, recognise you have no reason to complain as your team regularly cheats and remain silent as you know your team got a goal from some cheating c. moan and whine like the hypocritical cunt you are, banging on about how the ref cost you the game whilst ignoring the cheating done by the diving cunt in your own team from which you scored a goal.
4. You think that the other team may have perhaps got the winner from an offside position. Do you:
a. vow immediately to clean up your own cheating and diving ways, knowing now the bitterness of losing in such a position. b. accept it as a part of football and understand that it cuts both ways c. moan and whine like the cheating cunt you are, make statements like you will have to learn how to cheat whilst knowing what a hypocritical statement that is coming from a diving cunt like yourself.
scores. If you answered 'a' to any question add 3 points to your total If you answered 'b' to any question add 2 points to your total If you answered 'c' to any question add 1 point to your total
If you scored:
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9-12 points. Well done, you are a true credit to the game. Be aware however that you will never coach or play for Arsenal 5-8 points. You treat football and the swings and roundabouts that it is. You obviously have never coached or played for Arsenal. 0-4 points. You bitter, hypocritical, cheating cunt. Immediately apply for a job with Arsenal and continue in the proud tradition of Arsene Wenger and Thierry Henry.
