Potter injuredkoptalk pooe- "The Liverpool reserves secured an important 2-0 victory away to league leaders Manchester United this evening. United were looking for their 8th consecutive win this evening in the reserves league but...
No I just saw a blinding light and there was this voice in the clouds which said "Pompous you f***er!! Get your Arse to My Office pronto" which was like a bit scary considering it was God Pompous doin' the talkin' so I behoved meself to God Pompous's Office an' He told Me to repent an' believe the Good News the Kingdom of Heaven is near which it certainly was when He said it so I said "can I go now?" and He looked at Me with great pity and said "Begone, and follow the Chosen One the Anointed One" so here I am after many years of askin meself "Who is the Messiah?!" suddenly it all becomes clear "Beni is the Messiah Beni is the Chosen One We must all follow Beni Woe to those who follow the False Prophet they shall be cast into Hell where there will be grinding of teeth and the eternal torment of worms!!!" which I took as a reference to My obstinate worship of the useless Frog and so it is without further ado I have come to announce to you all I am now officially Beni's Number One Apostle Lord of the Gentiles and Slayer of Arch-Heretics
Thanks -- + His Holiness
Paco LloretBenitez's biographer. should be some interesting stuff in this...... WORK ETHIC "Rafa always believes in the strength of the team...
bonk Me gently under the desert sun!!!
