Indeed the prolls are getting restless. DaveG, Scoope, & Pope in particular need to be silenced. They are carrying the fight that Bill Hicks once carried and we have to crush these briliant and revolutionary voices before the people ambutt behind them.
If they are not silenced the power of state sponsored aseptic comedians could be seriously undermined. The shear briliance of these 3 subversives could damage our re-humourification programe. We will have streets full of laughing at dead people lying in the gutter, PMSL as they watch rape, snigering at child abuse. It is our duty to prevent them from reaching this comedic nirvana, for if they do it won't be long before they demand the freedom to play table tennis left handed. Then what?
Indeed, the recent unrest after George Bests rest show how these dissenting voices can turn almost any event to their political ends. Particulary the thread where Poope & Scoope let off an endless barage of "Best" related word puns shows how these briliant minds can twist something as simple as a surname to stir up deep anti-establishment sentiments. It is Best that we crush this as soon as we can.
We should crush what little life there is left on usenet. Restrict them to sanitized jokes about the mother in law. As the architects of society it is our duty to guide, to ensure safe and moderate verbage.
**** off.
I sugest a 3 hour rendition of "Expose the swine"...
no more no disent, tow the party line, push forth the insurgents, expose the swine, we live and we burn, tie the heretics to the stake, we shall not be infirm, we will tolerate no mistake.
I sugest a 3 hour long kopite renidition of "You'll Never Cry Alone".
Indeed, to keep the people down we should remove what keeps their spirits up. In particular we should censor the crbutt and shallow jokes about liquidate & rape, the mean spirited trolling, anything of poor taste or repulsive. It is clear how such malignant humour sits in the minds of the unenlightened proll, it brings a sense of elation, of joy, we can not aford to allow that.
Your respectfully,
Superintendant 25563.
