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I just changed it today, you'll have to wait till next week for the next one!

Fowler Don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger* Robbie Fowler is the wealthiest sportsman in Britain, a property tycoon...

Here's my previous ones though:

England V LFC: Fairclough column
dopeman et al, may I draw your attention to the following article that you might appreciate (if you haven't seen it already): The David Fairclough Column www.liverpoolfc.tv I...

'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

'Steve Heighway was a university graduate and found it hard to adapt to non-student life. The team bus once travelled from Liverpool to Southampton with Heighway's arse stuck out of the window the entire journey.' - Bill Shankly

'All the other lads had pictures of page 3 models on their locker doors. Kenny Dalglish had Jeanette Krankie' - Bob Paisley

'Gerard Houllier was actually a French chef employed by Rick Parry to prepare meals for the players. One day he pinned a sheet of paper on the wall, I buttumed it was a menu. I couldn't believe it when I looked and saw it was 'his' team sheet. It seemed an ok selection so I left the paper on the wall; we won 3-0 that day. Four weeks later I was sacked. To this day I still don't know what the f*** happened.' - Roy Evans

'We stopped Sammy Lee taking corners after he grabbed a pie out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it whole when taking a corner down at the kop end.' - Bob Paisley

'Ian Rush used to get very depressed whenever the England team was announced and he wasn't in the squad. We kept reminding him he was Welsh but I don't think he ever really understood.' - Bob Paisley

Bernie The Bolt - 'In those days players weren't as highly paid as now, so most of us had part time jobs. Jimmy Case was a bouncer at the She Club, Tommy Smith used to open supermarkets as a Charles Bronson look-alike and Everton's Alan Ball and I were the voices of Pinky & Perky on TV.'

 


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