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found this somewhere on the net.
i know people often change lyrics to songs in the name of humour and just aren't.
but this,
this might just be genius.
KEVIN BLACKWELL - UP THE JUNCTION
I never thought it would happen My pants I nearly crapped them, When working for Neil Warnock, You know, the loud mouth pillock, Well Peter Reid came calling, With tactics so appalling, He wanted a new flunky, That jug eared ****** scouse monkey.
He made me his buttistant, Although he sounded ****** when, To give the team some welly, He kept picking Gary Kelly, They spent their time cavorting The railway arms supporting, The new season it just started When Reid and Leeds they parted.
I got a job with Eddie He said he thought Im ready, And started me on monday Got relegated sunday I worked eleven hours And tried to sign Tim Flowers To play him as a striker, Got told to take a hike, yeah.
In last years playoff final My tactics were urinal, We should have been contenders, But our team were all defenders, The Watford side was useless But faced a set of hoofers My plans went in the fire Ken Bates, his mood was dire.
This evening at 8:50 It all went rather ****ty A manager like Keano, He cant even read the beano, The result I think will haunt me, The away fans laugh and taunt me, Sad mackems with their mother Who also is their brother.
And now Im two years older My prospects are much colder, Im pulling out my hair and Well, hiding from the chairman, Ive heard hes none to happy, And if he was to sack me, There?ll be no more on Sky telly Saying ?just me and Gary Kelly?.
Alone here in my office Hope empty as our coffers, Id beg for some forgiveness Footballs clearly not my business And Ken Bates wants to meet me, Its probably not to greet me, And so its my buttumption Im really up the junction
