Dave G
A one-dimensional target man would be essentially a straight line, wouldn't he? Or a spot, a black-head perhaps?
Anyway, two-dimensional target men have a long and respectable history. I can't remember who the target man of Melchester Rovers was (since Roy of the Rovers was a seriously crap comic) but by Damn, he was respectable! Probably a minister of the church. Mayhaps he performed the marriage of Superman and Lois Lane, over in the American comics?
Dainty feet? I've got to give it to Dave here; one needs big, callused, stinky feet to be a proper footballer. Anyone with dainty feet will simply start crying once they start bleeding, or kick the ball so lightly that the tv commentators will claim that he caresses the ball like a paedo caresses testicular hair. Disgusting!
Don't like that 7 though. I gave up giving marks out of ten since it was semen (for everyone watching in black and white: that means wank). If someone who has been training since they were a babe in arms can only get 70% in their test, what hope for the rest of us? Should we grade every non-Premiership players as 1?
beckhamscoobyIt is an irony as towering as Peter Crouch that David Beckham should be sent off after two marginal yellow cards and receive an...
Mike Hall
