A funny thing I found out about Buffalo Wings

Would it be in poor form to order a Long Island ice tea if you was actually on Long Island? What if I had said bring me an ice tea and plain Ice tea shows up, should I expect alcohol in my iced tea just because I am in long Island. They can't expect everyone who likes ice tea to want alcohol in it just the same as you wouldn't expect everyone who likes chicken wings to enjoy them buffalo style. A person would have to a discussion every time they ordered chicken wings as follows " Yes, I would like a large order of chicken wings and a coke" (Now remeber I am in Buffalo)ten minutes later a plate of spicey buffalo wings are set in front of me. "Excuse me I dont want this "stuff" on my chicken wings I find the taste repulsive!" "Well you ordered chicken wings and like it or not you are in Buffalo" "yes I wanted chicken, plain chicken wings not buffalo style" "but you are in buffalo, and it is very insulting to me as a buffalo citizen and a waitress for you using the word buffalo and wings in the same sentance, Poor form indeed. Now if you want plain chicken wings you haul your sorry butt to the next town!"