Fefferman Freed

I just received a disturbing email from Murray, who went through an ordeal. Someone else, K. Pinkston Brewster II, finished the email for a frazzled Murray. The important thing he is alive and still has his freedom and plenty of Metamucil.

"Hell boys & goils, dis if me Murray. Not since da spanisher tsimmis(inquisition) did I get such grief.....Dey couldn't figure out how I go to America in 1939, when was I born and was I a fackota Nazi or Communist. Dey kept askin me if I knew Al Hiss, Lindboig, Joe Kennedy, Aaron Burr, Mata Hari and any Marx. Den at once dey said I waz free to go an dis real tall goy picked me up in a limo, drove me a private jet, bought me a Dr Browns and took me to, it looks like Newy Hamshirt........I'm sorry I'm gettin farclempt. Here's da Goy...."

"Hello, I'm K. Pinkston Brewster II, I'm managing director of "Stop the Tumult" We work the US Intelligence agencies to provide therapy and support for dishonored operatives and priests, so they can re-enter society.

Actually in Mr. Feffermans case, he never was a spy, although the US officials clearly though he was based on his history. What Fefferman was is a salesperson who loved food & beverages and could link up provisions and events from supplier to host. he just covered a lot of territory.

Some of the following information is from Mr. F himself but the rest is from a dossier on him began when he escaped the Inquisition to England. People we now call Puritans kept a record, first on papyrus then paper on Fefferman's activities. When he entered the US the file was copied for the FBI by MI5; at various times Mr Hoover tried to get Mr Truman to remove Fefferman from the US, Truman supposedly said "Edgar, don't you have enough to do chasing queers & commies. Imagine deporting a man 2000 years old just because he catered the last Supper. Hoover was to destroy the dossier but soon after Eisenhower thru Nixon he asked to meet with Ike. Ike said no meeting, he said he had his hands filled with Joe McCarthy. Nixon bided his time and at a White House bridge game slipped Ike the Fefferman dossier which had pictures of Fefferman with Mussolini, Stalin and Kim Philby. Ike asked what did Fefferman say he was doing, Nixon replied he was matching wine with food at a dinner he catered, but Hoover thought he was really exchanging information as a double or triple agent. Ike told Hoover via Nixon to work on his personality and not be bothered with Hoover's BS.

Once the spooks in Texas got the dossier a week ago, they were flummoxed, why did Hoover not destroy it, why did George Brown leave it on his desk during Katrina? who knows but somehow both the Washington Times & New Hampshire Scrod & Bod had the story with the headline "Who let this dog in?" detailing the fact that Fefferman entered the US in a vat of Quebois maple syrup in 1939 and quoting the dossier even repeating Queen Isabella's comment "The man farts too much, kill him" John Negroponte had to call Reverend Moon & NH publisher, William Schzlub to tell them Fefferman was a quadruple agent and was born in 1908 AD not as alleged 1908 BC. The Scrod & Bod published a headline over a picture of Fefferman that said in 45 bold "Never Mind---Murray is a Mensch" Hopefully in a few days Fefferman can tell you more.........."