L'Shono Tovah

As many of you know, Murray has been in the Kielbasa State Geriatric Home & Bingo Emporium in Pontiac Michigan for the last seven years, first as an out patient and then after a few falls and accidental emissions, in the residential care unit, where he has his own lap top, TV and ipod(he's nuts about hip hop &klezmer) and a wine rack hidden under his bed, filled with some of his favorites like a Falurnum from 6 BC from vineyards owned Pliny the Pompous. Alas, two weeks ago Murray fell from Grace. Not only literally but actually. Fortified by some black market Cialis, he tried to mount 76 year old Grace Iacuuci a fellow patient while she was napping. Grace weighing a svelte 232 pounds turned over in her sleep and knocked Murray off the bed. Not only did he crack two ribs he stayed erect while he was wheeled into surgery. His johnson stood at attention for 71 hours a new record for a guy not on steroids. Now he's deflated and resting comfortably in the Jimmy Hoffa Wing of Kielbasa State. After Ms Iaccucci woke up and was told of Murray's indiscretion and his bout with Cialis, she said she didn't want to press charges because she'd have to shave her legs and mustache. When she visited Murray she pinched him on the cheek and told him to let her know next time he wanted a ride. She also slipped him a Cialis. More later...............